Shawn. 19. English. idkTumblr (3.0; @dontcallmeacontra)http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.<br /> Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/51174031796http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/51174031796Thu, 23 May 2013 22:27:36 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f541822db2541c3b939710e16bbd965/tumblr_mmn9m8XJJJ1qzmeh4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7f2a217995ce4ddd95e4dbea8f9d8a5/tumblr_mmn9m8XJJJ1qzmeh4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7410eee17632f042fb115e149cb55c47/tumblr_mmn9m8XJJJ1qzmeh4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f396883f977f091cf02308dd20d0dc4/tumblr_mmn9m8XJJJ1qzmeh4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0068bcf9e8f2b936f7589a2d342ea1ba/tumblr_mmn9m8XJJJ1qzmeh4o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/841d8d36d6f0d20566c2d38e58e6e600/tumblr_mmn9m8XJJJ1qzmeh4o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78245670cd0156fdd10689a9f28bfd54/tumblr_mmn9m8XJJJ1qzmeh4o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee433a0e359763aedbf1115ae920101f/tumblr_mmn9m8XJJJ1qzmeh4o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/50752890796http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/50752890796Sat, 18 May 2013 21:06:03 +0100Ygritte: You know nothing Jon Snow<br /> Ygritte: *points to a windmill* Is that a palace?http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/50491639391http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/50491639391Wed, 15 May 2013 13:10:18 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d317251581a2afe1be27c289c4d8781e/tumblr_mm5t31HkWw1rh231mo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5a0ab5b51099207aafc5faf49a7c26a/tumblr_mm5t31HkWw1rh231mo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f710dbc512ac7a5920ea0708700539f4/tumblr_mm5t31HkWw1rh231mo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3c7796b9523eb64d7e275cf4d9644f3/tumblr_mm5t31HkWw1rh231mo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4a203ac35456b96bcd153532e9513fa/tumblr_mm5t31HkWw1rh231mo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac99c77859574cae64617437a04f679d/tumblr_mm5t31HkWw1rh231mo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a38b576632e9d4da4a5011441ba34cf1/tumblr_mm5t31HkWw1rh231mo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9124170506beb14d5515d7a9dcf904ae/tumblr_mm5t31HkWw1rh231mo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>This Snake Juice is basically rat poison.<span> Everybody’s wasted.</span></small></em></p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/49440579842http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/49440579842Thu, 02 May 2013 16:28:55 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/345fc4f804eb53de8f38ff98a6dd3193/tumblr_mk4zo2ULqt1qhcj5zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themuffinman1227.tumblr.com/post/46112954587/bardofpizza-themuffinman1227-bardofpizza" target="_blank">themuffinman1227</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bardofpizza.tumblr.com/post/46112469972/themuffinman1227-bardofpizza-high-res-egg" target="_blank">bardofpizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themuffinman1227.tumblr.com/post/46112325003/bardofpizza-high-res-egg-i-made-this-you" target="_blank">themuffinman1227</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bardofpizza.tumblr.com/post/46112218892/high-res-egg" target="_blank">bardofpizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>high res egg</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Chicken_-_melbourne_show_2005.jpg"/></p> <p>I made this</p> <p>you are an art thief </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/345fc4f804eb53de8f38ff98a6dd3193/tumblr_mk4zo2ULqt1qhcj5zo1_500.jpg"/></p> <p>Yes but I made YOU</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://picasion.com/pic67/a934ea9aeb64256b35f6febb7ee2a54e.gif"/></p> <p>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!??!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!</p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/49349375888http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/49349375888Wed, 01 May 2013 10:53:55 +0100<blockquote> <p>what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate</p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/49167972879http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/49167972879Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:55:53 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metallickah.tumblr.com/post/47684443347/unrealthings-batreaux-this-is-my-linen" target="_blank">metallickah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unrealthings.tumblr.com/post/47682998776/batreaux-this-is-my-linen-closet-shows-you" target="_blank">unrealthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://batreaux.tumblr.com/post/45956376288/this-is-my-linen-closet-shows-you-some-towels" target="_blank">batreaux</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*<br/>and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/Bed-Bath-and-Bolsheviks" target="_blank">#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks</a></p> </blockquote> <p><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_47684424955"><span class="tags" id="post_tags_47684424955"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/communism-works-on-paper-but-not-on-tile-or-marble" target="_blank">#communism works on paper but not on tile or marble</a></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/49096959996http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/49096959996Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:45:16 +0100<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/dontcallmeacontra/48953979767/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_48953979767" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reginasmom.tumblr.com/post/48946219480/i-showed-tyras-vine-profile-to-my-gym-teacher" target="_blank">reginasmom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i showed tyras vine profile to my gym teacher today and the look in his eyes is something i will never forget</p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48953979767http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48953979767Fri, 26 Apr 2013 22:26:12 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a42228c69e055ab39a8747492bae7150/tumblr_mjb3i1sBer1qam8b5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48857997144http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48857997144Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:53:53 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a1d76a521fbf77b8d3e248a83405a14/tumblr_mizvzs4ZGT1rtrpato1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lexcanroar.tumblr.com/post/44489801483/oh-my-god-i-just-snorted-pineapple-juice-out-of-my" target="_blank">lexcanroar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh my god I just snorted pineapple juice out of my nose </p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48623216727http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48623216727Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:44:21 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hatoful-boxcars.tumblr.com/post/47260318229/using-low-level-pokemon-as-sacrifices-to-stall-so" target="_blank">hatoful-boxcars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about</p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48544278248http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48544278248Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:34:48 +0100<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SBunEiniJf4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jungleofpeace.tumblr.com/post/48116601340/neyofeyo-r-kelly-stepped-onto-phoenixs-stage" target="_blank">jungleofpeace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neyofeyo.tumblr.com/post/48116088633/r-kelly-stepped-onto-phoenixs-stage-at-coachella" target="_blank">neyofeyo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>R. Kelly stepped onto Phoenix’s stage at Coachella and performed an Ignition remix to the tune of 1901.<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48537335191http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48537335191Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:11:14 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2346a1cb08066848c04f39313a7a58e7/tumblr_ml806vCw9S1s6do96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48536096985http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48536096985Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:56:01 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bitchin-blaziken.tumblr.com/post/48417298644/my-hobbies-include-deleting-your-shit-comments" target="_blank">bitchin-blaziken</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my hobbies include</p> <ul><li>deleting your shit comments</li> </ul><p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/02d7cbb77d9ffba2b2a13d1cdbfa509f/tumblr_inline_mljg3iHhOI1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48535980700http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48535980700Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:54:35 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://4fagsunderthestars.tumblr.com/post/33265712470/hey-there-delilah-whats-it-like-up-in-rack-city" target="_blank">4fagsunderthestars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?</p> <p>i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties</p> <p>yes i do</p> <p>no one can twerk dat ass like you</p> <p>i swear its true</p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48534917937http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48534917937Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:41:22 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ccd6ceab2b604f4a58dfbcdcb6ab073/tumblr_mli8weHtGw1s9v3ryo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/96e58a04967dfede42afbbf251560882/tumblr_mli8weHtGw1s9v3ryo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79d5d14642481b127139ebf10e101946/tumblr_mli8weHtGw1s9v3ryo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48464699531http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48464699531Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:32:08 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edcunningham.tumblr.com/post/47253230506/it-is-a-common-misconception-that-the-l-in" target="_blank">edcunningham</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, signifying that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.</p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48449027642http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48449027642Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:59:57 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ece6806d5eddc7049ad25ca36f25b9b4/tumblr_mlj1u8GJaB1qz7o03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48432547376http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48432547376Sat, 20 Apr 2013 13:32:56 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bdecb7d137654643971b8bffa661cbe/tumblr_miyissZL6J1qd8zg3o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac3c77d6c959a235f8dd5740c907c274/tumblr_miyissZL6J1qd8zg3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4dcab4c23763bdcb4d3f246703106d17/tumblr_miyissZL6J1qd8zg3o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cc7351ecaabce6f3b5bd97f55a0ff97/tumblr_miyissZL6J1qd8zg3o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d784347061f883f1afa16acf19999b76/tumblr_miyissZL6J1qd8zg3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05a6dc9fca8362198529fdbf9e6a8fb1/tumblr_miyissZL6J1qd8zg3o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sacaitling.tumblr.com/post/47743470697/dangerouslymonkey-the-last-gif-really-sells-it" target="_blank">sacaitling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dangerouslymonkey.tumblr.com/post/47740222340/the-last-gif-really-sells-it-that-and-the-second" target="_blank">dangerouslymonkey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The last GIF really sells it. That and the second one.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oprah is such a generous woman. ALL THOSE BEES?</p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48342726458http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48342726458Fri, 19 Apr 2013 07:49:58 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guccipoop.tumblr.com/post/46854905575/that-outfit-is-your-april-fools-joke-right" target="_blank">guccipoop</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that outfit is your April fool’s joke right?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8d532386ec91813faa0a66aa635b56b4/tumblr_inline_mkl3i7mNSA1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48285042741http://dontcallmeacontra.tumblr.com/post/48285042741Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:43:21 +0100